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|Sunday, June 27th, 2004|
|Saturday, October 18th, 2003|
To Stir or not to stir?
Inviting anyone and everyone to contribute their 2 cents to my recent LJ entry about Britney Spears. I melodramatically poured my heart out with sympathy to the sex kitten, and am getting a mix of "you stupid, stupid bitch" posts and "like whatever you want to" posts...
feel free to rip and tear anywhere you see fit. Thanks for your time,
Autumn May Current Mood: annoyed
|Friday, August 8th, 2003|
Is there a reason why the citizens of your not-so-great state haven't
to run for governor yet? (assuming that he's legally eligible, that is...)
-Spampy Current Mood: curious
|Sunday, June 15th, 2003|
Change of Management
has gone and retired, there's a new sheriff in town.
Now get with the program and start posting again.
|Wednesday, May 28th, 2003|
Why tell us the truth!?
Saddam Hussein is the most evil tyrant the world ever saw. No contest. Saddam Hussein is more evil than Pol Pot, Hitler and Kim Yong Il together. This guy made us believe he lied when he told us he had no weapons of mass destructions. Now, here we are, ridiculous, scrambling for proofs, and this guy is probably sniggering in his Baghdad hole/grave, the bastard!
His strategy, working hand in hand with Ben Laden, worked perfectly well: he got us enmeshed in the Middle-East conflicts like never before, and now, our soldiers can get killed safely and regularly, shooting range style, instead of Muslim fundamentalists having to painstakingly plot terrorist attacks on our soil.
Evil, I tell you, evil, and what is more, it is now us who get called evil, while we really, really, honest! believed he had WMD that he would use against us. Who could have predicted he would be ready to lose power and get killed merely to have the posthumous satisfaction of seeing us engaging the Muslim world in a war onto their own battleground?
Why did Saddam Hussein tell us the truth, knowing perfectly well we wouldn't believe him? Wouldn't it have been nicer of him to lie to us and tell us he had WMD? Then maybe we would not have invaded Iraq, and would have left him alone in the same way we leave North Korea alone! Why, why, why!
|Friday, May 23rd, 2003|
|Thursday, May 15th, 2003|
Keep the Gulf War 2 veterans busy, don't let them back in the country.
The psychological effects of war are almost as debilitating as the physiological ones. Many soldiers return home from war traumatized by their repeated exposure to violent scenes of carnage and death. Many find it difficult to cope with everyday situations, and many carry the guilt of having killed another human being. Having been exposed to such horrors while still in their developmental years (most are very young) has stunted the emotional growth of these men and oftentimes leads to their lack of ambition and drug addiction.
It is much better to send those soldiers into some new wars against terrorism abroad than to let them back into civilians life where they are condemned to be losers, druggies and criminals. At least, when they are abroad killing foreigners, they are not killing and hurting Americans, and they are used productively to advance our interests.
Don't let those wasted people back into the US. Keep them away, send them in Syria, Saudi Arabia, Iran, or let them fight alongside the Russian in Chetchnia. Keep them occupied, but we don't want them back here where they will become Rambo loners with no moral sense of what is right and wrong.
|Saturday, April 19th, 2003|
A programme for France
I love France. I love the food. I love the wine. I love the art. To sit across from Notre Dame and have a croissant and a chocolate at 10AM on a cold wet November morning is one of the great joys of my life. The Louvre. The Mus�e d'Orsay. The Berthillon Ice Cream that makes Ben and Jerry's taste like low grade dog food. The Luxembourg Gardens. Playing p�tanque with total strangers in front of St Germain de Auxerre. The Canard Roti aux olives vertes at Chez Allard. Edith Piaf. The Rue Mouffetard street market on Wednesday's, when you can get an enormous plate of choucroute garnie to eat in the gardens of St. Metard. Watching the butcher skin a rabbit for a waiting grand-m�re. The fact you can get 12 varieties of oysters, all delicious. Champagne for God's sake. Colette. George Sand. Francois Villon. Impressionism. Name any cheese. I love France.
But the French are despicable: This is a country that is so pompous and hypocritical that it can presume to lecture us on things like civil rights when they deny any presumption of innocence as a matter of course. They will poo poo our foreign policy while quietly invading former colonies like Chad at the drop of a hat. That will sniff at our CO2 emissions while blithely depending on nuclear power for almost all its electricity. It is a country that is appalled by our death penalty but has actual FASCISTS as its third most popular political party. And look at how they supported Iraq! http://www.livejournal.com/community/conservatism/371896.html
I hate the French.
French people are what makes enjoying France so difficult. I am thinking about those nuclear bombs that kill the people, without destroying the monuments. But we could even do without: Just threaten them to invade, and maybe they will do what the English army did when Germans invaded France, run to the sea, take any boat available, and get lost or drown in the sea.
OK, kidding aside, here is my program for when we finally decide to deal with France, the main block that still prevents us from finally fulfilling our destiny as a nation of civilisation, peace and democracy.
The main point to France's existence is: its food, and its cosmetic industry, including perfumes. High technology, services, including its hotel chains, are merely competing with ours, and should be integrated with our companies and their leadership changed. France should be turned into a demilitarised agrarian state, with some tourist industries. The French military are not necessary to France's existence as a nation, as they are only used in the last remnants of the French empire, especially Africa. If we want France's influence in the third-world to diminish, we have to cut back in its army. Second, as told before, France is unique for its food and cosmetics (and also its classy modish haute-couture). This specialization should be emphasized, and its other firms integrated with ours, anyway, they stand no chance of survival in the long-term. Another benefit of making of France an agrarian state is that it would cut into its factory worker population, which are the pillars of the communists and far-right parties.
Another of our priorities will be to teach the French some standards of decency and cleanliness. Clean thought cannot arise in filthy bodies, the French bodies should be cleansed.
They should not be allowed to own dogs, because they let them shit on the sidewalks, and they should be distributed soap and condoms. Condoms will help curtail on the rate of reproduction in that wicked race, while letting them indulge in their immoral sexual habits (I am thinking about the Quartier du Marais homosexuals) French women should be allowed only one child, so that the French population steadily diminishes. You think this is extreme? Well, the Chinese, impose this to their OWN population, why shouldn't we impose this on ANOTHER population?
France has got important black and Muslim minorities. They are a big influence on its policies, and should be sent back to Africa. We cannot allow a western country to be so heavily influenced by ideas which have no western heritage. France also gains much influence by letting people from those countries come study in its universities. This will have to stop. French people are cowards, and are frightened by their minorities, witness the success of Le Pen, the fascist who claims he will protect the French from Muslims. We cannot get rid of the French so easily as of its minorities, so lets get rid of its minorities, and the French will stop doing stupid things just to please its Muslims and blacks.
We will have to get rid of the French intellectual elites, which are heavily anti-Semitic and racist. Gaullists should be dealt with, we will get rid of Socialists, communists and fascists will have to leave, and the moderate are useless. We will rely on the Franco-Jewish minority, which is surprisingly strong in France, but always has been oppressed (witness the Dreyfus affair), to govern the country. This will allow the improve France's relations with Israel, which are very bad.
We may get some problems when we deal with the factory workers of France, as those people were the only ones to resist to the nazis, but in the last 50 years, those have become a tiny minority of the French population, most of the French are employed in the service industries, and are very effeminate. We will have to be very wary of French women, though, as those are usually more courageous than its men. They may try to use charms and artifice to infiltrate our armies and lead our leaders astray. In order to avoid this, we will have to cut their hair short and otherwise make them look hideous.
This is my program for the New France: protect France's unique cultural heritage, improve its relations with us, make of it a more welcoming country, in short, make France stronger by encouraging what is already strong in France, and getting rid of things of the past. I just want to make history go a bit faster, so that France and the US finally reunite.
|Thursday, April 10th, 2003|
If you're bored, have a good laugh at the antiwar
people franticly go through denial in order to avoid admitting they might possibly have been wrong.
|Wednesday, April 9th, 2003|
|Tuesday, April 8th, 2003|
Chemical Ali, dead?
Saddam front man, Chemical Ali, was reported to be found blown up at a rave in Basra. British special forces reportedly placed a pack of C4 inside his turntable.
|Saturday, March 22nd, 2003|
|Monday, March 17th, 2003|
|Friday, March 14th, 2003|
|Friday, February 21st, 2003|
If France and Belgium declared war on one another, would France completely overrun Belgium in their rush to surrender?
|Friday, February 14th, 2003|
|Friday, December 6th, 2002|
This is me pissing on Jenin...
A migraine is a headache. No, not a type of headache, it's a fucking headache. Take your medical dictionaries and doctor's excuses and go fuck yourself. People use the word migraine because they don't think the word headache will get them enough sympathy, and it works. Beat these people, and eat their children.
Holla. Current Mood: annoyed
|Friday, November 8th, 2002|
|Tuesday, November 5th, 2002|
if you're an american, and you are a resident of a state or locality that had elections today and you chose not to vote, please explain your reasons below. If you are of voting age and chose not to register to vote, please explain your reasons for that as well. Current Mood: curious